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Post by crystalofchaos on May 5, 2012 20:54:20 GMT -5
Not sure what's worse, the fact I know pretty precisely what a Cleveland steamer is or the fact I agree with the statement before it XD
PS Cleveland steamer is done outdoors in winter or simply in a very cold place, it's usual aim is near liquid shit that will steam off your chest or something along those lines. Point is it bloody steams. You don't want to ask me about the Indian ski mask or the Eskimo surprise. XD
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Post by sexystrife on May 5, 2012 22:23:07 GMT -5
you are mistaken crys
I definitely want to know
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Post by crystalofchaos on May 5, 2012 22:36:32 GMT -5
Prepare for mental scarring then!
Indian ski mask: you sit on someone's face and take a shit directly into their mouth.
Eskimo surprise: Step one, take a big, solid shit that makes a long turd. Step two, freeze turd. Step three, use turd like a dildo.
Any other questions? PS I am SO sorry for turning this topic into some sick, twisted sex ed moment |D
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Post by King of Cunts on May 7, 2012 17:38:34 GMT -5
*leaves*
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Post by crystalofchaos on May 7, 2012 17:55:51 GMT -5
Um... Well aside from scarring someone horribly enough to leave and feeling like I'm going to hell for laughing at the fact I managed to do so.
I'm possibly gonna take some heat on this one for saying Thor. It was a shit movie imo. Great special effects, a semblance of plot, fell on it's face like a child learning to walk on thumb tacks in a LOT of places. Compared to the rest of the avengers series I'd say Thor was the one they took a dump on, especially in the action scenes. It was like someone had wiped their ass with the action sequence scripts and decided to produce them anyways. At least the Incredible Hulk had some badassery but Thor, god of thunder, was a little bitch. Loki was also doubly the whiny little bitch that Thor was. I was so excited for that movie and it seriously did the Indian ski mask to me. ;-;
Also, it goes without saying: Dragonball Evolution.
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Post by King of Cunts on May 7, 2012 18:02:34 GMT -5
Iron Man 2 was a turd too. Actually, come to think of it, Hulk was the only one that was any good. Captain America was dire.
I remember seeing the original Iron Man, Hulk and Punisher: Warzone and thinking Marvel were on a roll. And then Thor, IM2 and The First Avenger came out and put a hole in my little boat. I went down clinging to gory shootouts and Tony Stark's character development for dear life. Stupid comic book adaptations.
I don't imagine the Avengers will be anything special, after the crap that led up to it. Still, there's always the Dark Knight Rises.
To be fair, speaking of comic book adaptations, how about the original Captain America? That was even worse. And the 2003 Punisher with Thomas Jane? Oh my fucking God. What were they thinking?
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Post by crystalofchaos on May 7, 2012 18:12:34 GMT -5
Actually if you're expecting the Avengers to sink your ship I'd say it's gonna raise your titanic dear. It. Was. AMAZING. Marvel got it's shit together after the turd solos and pulled a rabbit out of the hat on that one. It was everything I wanted from the Avengers movie and then it handed me a bag of chips. It wasn't perfect but it was the way people say sex is supposed to be with multiple orgasms, you roll over satisfied as fuck and light up a goddamn cigarette. Yeah, if that movie was a man I'd only kick it out of bed to do it on the floor... I should probably shut up about it now before I say something embarrassing. XD
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Post by sexystrife on May 7, 2012 18:47:39 GMT -5
uhhhhhhhhhhgggggggg I have to wait till Wednesday to see it. I hope it's as good as everyone is saying it is!
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Post by Ghetto Blasphemer on May 7, 2012 18:50:45 GMT -5
I may have to wait a couple weeks before I can. Maybe I can drag Megan along with me.
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Post by trollton on May 7, 2012 19:05:09 GMT -5
Honestly, the only recent Marvel movies I couldn't get behind were the Spidermans and The Fantastic Fours. The 1st Spiderman movies was just to campy for my taste, the 2nd one was pretty good, but the 3rd one was just horrible. And the I just don't know I just couldn't get into the F4 movies. As far as Iron Man goes I thought the 1st one was great, the 2nd one was meh, but overall I think they did a good job. The Hulks were awesome and Captian America to me was awesome after getting past the horrible job they did at proportioning his head to the rest of his body during the 1st half. As far as Thor and The Avengers go I have yet to see either, but I've heard nothing but good things about The Avengers.
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Post by Queen of Cunts on May 15, 2012 16:49:04 GMT -5
Have any of you guys seen Boxing Helena? I thought it was going to be an absolutely amazing film about a female boxer who is amazing, the best at what she does. Some mob boss gets absolutely obsessed and ends up kidnapping her and since he's slowly going mad eventually cuts off her arms and legs.
That is not what the film was about.
Not even close.
Honestly it's so bad, I have to stream it at some point because I doubt you'll see anything worse. It was really rare and took me ages to get ahold of a copy and there are just no words.
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Post by crystalofchaos on May 15, 2012 19:39:48 GMT -5
Invite me to that stream. I so wanna see it XD
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Post by Ghetto Blasphemer on May 15, 2012 21:40:55 GMT -5
Guess I'll join you guys in watching it.
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Post by The Black Queen on Sept 29, 2012 21:25:00 GMT -5
The 2 worst movies I had ever seen that, for me of all people, made Twilight watchable were the movies The Last Airbender and Dead End.
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