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Post by Queen of Cunts on Apr 29, 2012 7:40:42 GMT -5
I think it makes sense to have a thread for this. Not least of which because I just watched the 2010 The Collector movie and feel compelled to spare other people from that fate.
Acid glue that stick the cat to the floor.
I wish I was kidding.
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Post by therealhero on Apr 29, 2012 9:59:14 GMT -5
Oh lord don't get me started on bad movies haha. I got a list of ones that should never have seen the light of day!
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Post by thewhitemariah on Apr 29, 2012 12:41:27 GMT -5
I would have to say the last REALLY BAD MOVIE (one that I can honestly say that I was laughing at rather than being scared or trying to look for ways to explain why I liked it) was Drag me to Hell... OH LORD that was awful! that wasn't a bad movie, it was a molestation of my psychy and my eyes! The acting was bad especially at the end... and the goat part... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ANYTHING ABOUT?! And... and... the movie seemed to me more of a grossfest and pushed to see how much it could make you wish to puke and poke your eyes out or a test to see who would resist throwing something at the computer or TV or throw the DVD player out the window just to stop the fail!
I think I got that off my chest! XD
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Post by therealhero on Apr 29, 2012 13:05:55 GMT -5
Oh if we're getting into gross fest, I goth two for you all.
NEVER watch 'Hanger' and 'The Human Centipede 2'.
Hanger was the single most vomit inducing film I have ever seen. I spent the entire time watching it, trying to figure out what tragedy happened to the writer to make him do such a horrible thing to any ones mind. It was literally the most disgusting, disturbing thing I have ever.
The Human Centipede was gross as hell but two put it to shame, I kid you not. I was disturbing on a psychological level more than a gross one though don't get me wrong, it was nasty lol XD
I wouldn't recommend either one.
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Post by Queen of Cunts on Apr 29, 2012 14:28:25 GMT -5
I don't mind watching stuff that is rubbish if it's also so bad that it's funny. I think it's when it's just boring like The Collector was. I mean this guy had a million chances to kill the bad guy and didn't until everyone was dead and then was like THOU SHALT NOT PASS. Um you are only five dead bodies too late dipshit. The original one is supposed to be amazing about a guy who collects people. That I hope is better.
At some point am going to stream The Cutting Moments. I quite like a bit of an S&M flick (WHAT REALLY?!) but this one I just finished watching and had no idea what the fuck had just happened.
Drag me to Hell I thought was alright until the Devil showed up too. Like wtf? And the epic fight with the corpse at the end was damn stupid.
What's Hanger about? I'm not familiar.
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Post by therealhero on Apr 29, 2012 15:11:11 GMT -5
The description for this movie is horror lol. You'll think there is something wrong with me for watching it xD But I just randomly watch things online sometimes when bored.
Hanger is the story of a guy who is 'The aborted disfigured baby of an abused prostitute'
Yeah....its that bad.
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Post by Ghetto Blasphemer on Apr 30, 2012 0:51:27 GMT -5
I'm particularly fond of finding horrible movies, attempting to watch as much as possible, and then wonder why I was watching them in the first place. Last attempted movie to watch was Double Dragon, and I was bored of it after an hour.
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Post by crystalofchaos on Apr 30, 2012 2:42:46 GMT -5
I'm amazed nobody has said "the twilight series" yet. Nuff said. Also, on the brief subject of movies so horrible they are great I'd have to list the leprechaun series and the Feast trilogy. Feast is more gross though and does not take itself seriously at all so it rumbles passed godawful straight to lulzfest provided you don't barf at the over use of monster jizz/sex. It went there and it was mind shattering.
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Post by Queen of Cunts on Apr 30, 2012 12:14:25 GMT -5
Double Dragon was amazing although not as fantastic as the kids cartoon show which was just... amazing. I just really suggest watching it if you can. It's very, very funny. Same with the Rambo kids show. Uber gory political movie? KIDS TV TIME.
Twilight I think is one that is maybe too obvious because did anyone really expect that to be anything other than shit? Saying that when he came out of the closet I fucking died laughing.
I suspect Ghetto that we might all have a bit of that in us.
I had thought that the Fright Night remake was going to be bad and OH YES, it most definitely is. I never, ever wanted to see David Tennant in leather pants. NOT EVER.
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Post by Ghetto Blasphemer on Apr 30, 2012 13:34:30 GMT -5
I actually enjoyed the remake. It was not for Tennant in leather pants, but for a dangerously genre savvy vampire that was pretty much a dick.
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Post by Queen of Cunts on May 1, 2012 7:37:08 GMT -5
I thought he was just smirking because of how bad the dialogue was. His friend as a vampire was pretty shoddily handled. Though I do agree that he was just running around smirking and being a dick which is nice.
The horror genre in general is in sore need of an overhaul. I don't think I've seen anything in an age that has been worth a shit.
Have any of you guys seen $la$her$ actually? I fucking love that movie.
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Post by sexystrife on May 4, 2012 21:57:09 GMT -5
Why hasn't anyone mentioned Mortal Kombat: annihilation? Fucking shit I wish I could get those moments of my life back.
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Post by Admin on May 5, 2012 7:21:15 GMT -5
God even as a kid my cock was about at my chin for that movie and then it gave me a Cleveland Steamer, it made my anus hurt even though it promised me sweeties.
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Post by sexystrife on May 5, 2012 15:59:35 GMT -5
I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what is a "Cleavland steamer?"
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Post by Admin on May 5, 2012 17:08:25 GMT -5
I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what is a "Cleavland steamer?"  It is when you take a massive shit on someone's bare chest. Much like that. I also watched Two Headed Shark Attack, which wasn't actually as bad as I thought it was going to be. Despite having Doctor Carmen Electra. |
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