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Post by King of Cunts on Jun 28, 2012 11:40:46 GMT -5
scritches behind it's ears. Due to
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Post by Turtle on Jun 29, 2012 23:49:43 GMT -5
It's previous owner's absolutely putrid fingernails.
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Post by King of Cunts on Jun 30, 2012 17:01:45 GMT -5
Of course, the fact that he
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Post by redpyrocat on Jul 3, 2012 13:31:49 GMT -5
Had half his brain showing didn't
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Post by King of Cunts on Jul 3, 2012 15:11:32 GMT -5
faze the raccoon that was gnawing
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Post by Queen of Cunts on Jul 7, 2012 17:13:22 GMT -5
dutifully. Honour was by far the
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Post by sexystrife on Jul 8, 2012 12:11:13 GMT -5
worst quality he possessed, because he
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Post by redpyrocat on Jul 9, 2012 14:48:48 GMT -5
needed to save his zombie babies;
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Post by King of Cunts on Jul 19, 2012 8:52:23 GMT -5
they were adorable, but they also
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Post by Admin on Jul 28, 2012 11:15:56 GMT -5
rescued feral peanuts from the clutches
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Post by King of Cunts on Jul 28, 2012 13:58:01 GMT -5
of the giant Abyssinian monkey people.
THE STORY SO FAR:
Once upon a time, there was an ugly slag on a leash who liked to ball bust Damen until he was blue in the dick, and he secretly longed for the sweet taste of cum on his succulent lips, he was absolutely an addict.
No sleep was forthcoming for him in his big, erotic, wanking sessions which he invited the vicar over to watch. The vicar had a dirty undercarriage that stank like piss and shit.
Meanwhile, on an unrelated note, there was a mutated kitten who hated scritches behind it's ears. Due to it's previous owner's absolutely putrid fingernails. Of course, the fact that he had half his brain showing didn't faze the raccoon that was gnawing dutifully.
Honour was by far the worst quality he possessed, because he needed to save his zombie babies; they were adorable, but they also rescued feral peanuts from the clutches of the giant Abyssinian monkey people.
Sounds like we're writing an epic folks.
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Post by Queen of Cunts on Aug 2, 2012 6:05:19 GMT -5
It did not seem to affect
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Post by King of Cunts on Aug 3, 2012 11:00:02 GMT -5
the way he viewed the gelatine
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Post by Queen of Cunts on Aug 5, 2012 6:30:53 GMT -5
or more importantly, how often the
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Post by evios on Aug 11, 2012 19:02:39 GMT -5
cities burned, causing entire worlds to
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